Small, Stale, Rotten, Flaccid Bananas!
I am a Singaporean fruit wholesaler. I bought bananas from www.iwannabanana.com and they are still at the plantation...
Her server fried, so the only thing i got was virtual goreng pisang.
Bananas not delivered to me, so customer come after me
Then i potong pisang
For any one in the world who want explanation, especially those of you in California where the fiend website owner resides, you can email me on further gripes about her. Email: email@example.com.
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Comments and Replies so far:
- "She sent my consignment to Antarctica. It is currently feeding the polar bears." (Mat Pisang, Indonesia, Jarkata)
- "My banana was[sic] completely crushed!" (Tung Bai Lakalanga, Thailand)
- "My order arrived one year after I ordered them. Boy, were they ripe!" (Cynical, Silicon Valley, California)